Epilogue

Holly and Matt eventually graduated and married. The wedding night was one of passion, the couple sharing a long embrace and a quick peck on the lips before taking to their (seperate) beds. They now talk of starting a family. Nobody knows exactly what their plans are, but the words "turkey baster" are often heard when the discussion arises.
Amandine and Jim have, until now, shared a happy marriage, although suspicion exists as to the French woman's continued intentions given her bookshelves are filled with works on the Battle of Hastings, the Hundred Year's War and Napolean. The couple have a copy of the Bayeux Tapestry mounted above their bed.
Henry and Janet are happily married and the eldest of their three children is about to matriculate, like his parents, at the University of St. Andrews, though Henry still hasn't decided on the boy's name. The couple live in a cave on Castle Sands and wear only nappies.
After finishing university, James applied for the part of King Louis in the Westend version of Jungle Book, the reason for which he used to thread the needle so often. He was given the part for his own safety, in the hope that he would not feel the need to practice his party trick so often. He is happily married to a South African girl. In accordance with UCCF teaching, the couple shared only sideways hugs prior to their marriage.

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Still to come: Appendix 1 - The Legend of Pete and Jayne